Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Clothing

As I settle into my High School years, I notice more and more the decreasing of clothes. Most girls have a little bit of cleavage, I mean hey! don't choke yourself...but there are ALWAYS those girls who take it too far....down...well...and up.
          

There are these cute little pencil skirts, which are meant to be snug, but honey, not that snug. You got lady parts EVERYWHERE. I don't care if you've got tights on, you're still showing. Seriously. Nasty. It's quite uncomfortable because I'll be like "OOH! Pretty tighhh.....AHHHH!!" You're on display. Not cool, man. Not cool.
             

Then, you've got those girls who wear skin tight pants, and a "shirt". These shirts do not fulfill their duties. You got MEGA cleavage, accentuated by the infamous push-up bra. Sweetie, you are like 14. Nobody wants to be seeing that. It's nasty. I vomit in my mouth every time I see you.
             

You then have girls who are like "Well, if I don't have cleavage, I can just wear a bra under any shirt with no cami, doesn't matter if it's see-through, or cropped, whatever!" Nuh uh. Not cutting it. Your "parts" are flip-flopping around. If you can see your bra through your shirt, you need a cami. Simple as that. If you're a bit big, and your bra doesn't give you all the necessary support, you need a cami. If your shirt is cropped and you can see your tummy, you need a cami. Nobody wants to be seeing any of that.
             

People really need to learn how to put on clothes, because they are forgetting SUPER important articles. Also-buy the correct size clothing. If it's a struggle to pull up your pants because they are so tight, you need a different size. See through "leggings" aren't okay. Also, when you shove your yoga pants up your butt crack, it does not look attractive. Same thing goes when you roll them and they shape specific areas. Not too hot...Not too hot. Just because you have something on your legs, does not mean you look acceptable to be going out in public!!
             

I tend to wonder if some of these girl's parents see them when they go out, I mean, really? You want your 14 year old to be mistaken for a prostitute? Highly unlikely. I don't care how pretty your bra is, you don't need to show the world. They can go buy their own pretty bras. I have some awesome bras, but I don't wear them under a see through shirt so I can brag, no. I verbally tell my friends and then maybe sneak them a peek when nobody is looking. Or if we have a sleepover and I have already changed. Then they can admire it, not while you're just sitting there solving your systems of equations. No, I'm trying to focus on what x and y equal, not if your bra has a cherry or a strawberry or whatever the heck. 
             

 So for all you girls who fall under any of these categories: go upstairs and put on some decent clothing.