End of Vacation

           So once again, my boring vacation comes to an end. I don't understand my family. We never do anything on vacations, once in a while we will. I don't understand, we have a timeshare in St. Maarten that can be moved to other places and at other times!!! We should be travelling the world! We have it for a week!!! We've already bought it so it saves money on the hotel, and when we used to go to Las Vegas a lot we have miles for the airplane!!! I just don't understand, I really don't.
          
           My school vacations usually consist of milling around, eating, hanging out with some friends a few times, homework (in this case projects), and just being bored. This really sucked though, because I like to bake, but I couldn't just get a cookie recipe, everything had to be Kosher for Passover. So I milled around bored, ate, and went to the Science Museum. Oh, the joy and excitement. I got to read about and see pictures of everyone else's vacations on Facebook, while I sat in an office in lust of going there. The most exciting thing was rolling around in that chair. And the thrill of that lasts for about, okay I won't lie, it lasts for a while, but it shouldn't be the most exciting part of your vacation!!! It was also extremely cold this week, so going outside wasn't really the most comfortable idea. Usually during Spring Vacation I get out all my Spring/Summer clothes, but I don't think I'll need them for a while. It's always warm on my birthday, but this year it might not be. We are almost in May and everyone's still wearing Uggs, cardigans, and North Faces!! What is this?
            
            So you're probably thinking "Well, you're a real Negative Nelly!!" Yes. I have every right to be. I am excited to go back to rehearsals though. If I'm having a bad day, they always cheer me up. My cast is good at that. My director is like the master of it. We have some pretty interesting conversations, and if you walk in at the wrong time, you can get a totally different idea of what we're actually talking about. It's quite funny.

             And once again, my mother has broken a promise. There usually isn't anything to eat in my house, but during Passover there really isn't. Take the tiny amount of food we have, and divide it by 4 because we can't have anything leavened (bread, etc.). It sucks. I think they're Meringue, but the recipe calls them the Forgotten Cookies, and they're so delicious! My mom also usually makes this Matzah candy stuff, and it's quite delicious. There's like chocolate, and brown sugar, and all this delicious stuff. So, she promised to make those today, and some Passover brownies, which should be nice and thick and dense because they lack flour, but I don't smell anything delicious and I have an empty tummy. My mom's really good at doing that. So far, all I've eaten today was a crap-load of Twizzlers, and some gummy fruit slices (kosher for passover). I know, I'm a health monster.

            I'm starving, my mom hasn't really even been making any sort of dinners for the past week. I really can't wait until Tuesday (you remember that's my birthday, right? Of course you do!!) because that's when this terrible excuse for a holiday is over!! I tell you, Imma eat a boatload of bread on Wednesday (yes, tons of empty calories! Woot woot!!). Usually my mom let's us break, but no. My brother had pizza the other night, but it's fine. But not me, because I've been Bat Mitzvahed I'm not aloud. I tell you it's not fair. You try going 8 days without any type of bread food. I apologize if you're allergic to gluten or wheat, that's your life story. But I could never do that. Maybe if I wasn't so used to bread products, but I just can't take it. It's terrible.

          I know this post is a far stretch from yesterday, my super intellectual analysis on The Twilight Zone. But that just shows I'm super unpredictable, because that, my friends, is how I roll (I really hope it's spelled that way in this context, my hunger and frustration are impairing my intelligence). I hope my  mom makes something to eat soon, I'm very incapable, which frustrates me because I want to be able to cook. Oh well, there's time for learning later but I's really gots to clean my room because my mom is about to get on my case about it.